Pakshet

Tanong mo ko bat gising pa ko. Tangina kasi si Jonatahan na kupal ginising ako. Pakshet. And for what?? Para ayusin yung gamit niya. Dalawang bagay lang yan eh. 

You either really need my help
Or You're being a bitch because you're effing drunk.

 Need a hint? Of course not! It's Jonathan! He's a bitch because he's effing drunk! So he yells at me to get up and fix his stuff for him. 

Okay. So if you had just fallen asleep and you were suddenly yelled at for no apparent reason at all, you'd be confused right? And then to get up so that you can find out that it's for some stupid reason, that's gonna piss you off right? Knowing this for a fact, would you do that to someone? If you didn't really want to piss anyone else off would you yell at them to get up? Of course not. But if you were really being a bitch you wouldn't care if this person got angry right? Remember you get pissed off when your sleep gets cut off. Ergo, other people may get pissed when their sleep gets cut off. Armed with this knowledge but still choosing that method of waking people up, hence, you don't really care if they get pissed off at what you did. 

So why bitch about it when someone yells at you back and disses you because you were being such an ass? Oh yeah. Because YOU'RE EFFING DRUNK.

Start talking shit about, "okay when I die soon, blah-blah-blah..." let me tell you something. It's getting old. And frankly, I don't think you're gonna go just like that. What with all the effed up shit you've been doing?  You attract so much negativity in your life, the devils are dancing with so much joy.  And you forget in all your drunken stupor that there is actually God waiting for you to drop the bitch act and act like the man that you are. But noooooo. You're so fixated on acting like a child, on acting like the top man. But you're not! And you know what? You shouldn't even be  trying to compete in the teens department because you're almost 40! You should be in the big leagues! Kumbaga sa baseball, you're trying to be a star in the Little Leagues. But you should be playing with your age range, not with kids.

Wake up. You're no longer 28, 27, 29. You revel so much in being that age, at having been hunk of the night, but you're no longer there. That life has now become a memory. 

Why don't you try to be the best parent, or one of the most successful employees out there? Why don'3 you strive to be a team leader, prosper in your chosen field? There are people out there younger than you and they've already achieved something that you at your age should've already been able to do. 

But you feel like you can do anything. Sure you can. But is it acting your age? No, it's not. Stop being such a baby. You're no longer a baby. You have enough kids to start a basketball team, with 2nd stringers.  Be a man. Stop trying to go back to be a teenager.


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